the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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