i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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