big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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