By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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