we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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