i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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