I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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