I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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