What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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