If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think we might need a safe word for this...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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