so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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