Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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