I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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