best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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