yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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