question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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