please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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