Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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