i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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