I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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