One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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