when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Randomize
