i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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