i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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