4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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