while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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