NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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