Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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