Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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