But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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