Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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