If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
