We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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