when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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