your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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