Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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