I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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