I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We had sex on a dog bed..
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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