i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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