I hope mine doesn't look like that
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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