I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If I die, sorry about rent.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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