yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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