i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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