what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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