That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
he had hair everywhere except his balls
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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