what day is it and did you see me today?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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