on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Randomize
