I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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