no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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