On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I don't think brook has ever known best
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
These tits shall not be calmed
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
